Okay, I'm utterly fascinated by the Cooking with Christopher Walken video. It's Christopher Walken, just cooking! I mean, this isn't Max Zorn, or The guy from The Deer Hunter, it's just him cooking! I find it funny at a pop culture level but also neat to see that Christoper Walken knows his way around a kitchen.
What's more, the dish he presents is pretty easy. So...
I'm gonna do it. Sometime before the Big Christmas Bash I'm going to make it for the family. Then if it is successful, I'll make it for the Big Christmas Party.
I've found a vertical roaster here.